Book Review – Defender of the Wall by Chris Thorndycroft @cthorndycroft

About the Book

Britain, 390 A.D. As a barbarian prince fostered by a Roman family below Hadrian’s Wall, Cunedag’s loyalties have always been conflicted. His own people despise the Romans with a passion, yet he has grown to manhood among them and is now a cavalry officer stationed on the Wall. 

But Rome’s grip on Britain is slipping and the north, sensing weakness, explodes in all-out rebellion. As the Picts sweep down to harry the frontier, the province marshals its forces to fight back. And Cunedag is presented with a difficult choice; continue to defend Rome or rule his people as a free king.

Format: ebook (308 pages) Publisher:
Publication date: 4th March 2025 Genre: Historical Fiction

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My Review

Defender of the Wall is the first book in the ‘Dragon of the North’ trilogy telling the story of the legendary King Cunedag who went on to build the Kingdom of Gwynedd from the ashes of post-Roman Britain. Although a fan of Roman age fiction, I confess I’d never heard of Cunedag before reading this book but that didn’t stop me from becoming completely enthralled in the events described in the story.

The book opens with Cunedag, now an aged warrior with a clutch of sons, looking ahead to what may be his final battle. Soon though we’re travelling back in time to his youth as a prince of the Votadini, one of the tribes who struck an alliance with the Roman Empire following the defeat of the uprising known as the Great Conspiracy. The alliance comes at a price though as the King of the Votadini is forced to give up one of his sons to be fostered by a Roman commander. Effectively, Cunedag becomes a hostage to ensure the Votadini do not participate in any future uprising. Not everyone agrees with this compliant approach, even within the Votadini. They along with other tribes sense the Roman Empire’s focus is increasingly on protecting its borders elsewhere and this may be the chance to drive them from their territory.

Fast forward some years and Cunedag has benefited from Roman military training and is in charge of an elite cavalry unit. But when signs appear the long feared tribal uprising is beginning, Cunedag finds himself in a difficult position. He believes any attempt to defeat the Roman army will end in disaster with thousands killed needlessly and at the same time does not relish the prospect of fighting his own people, now led by someone with a very different attitude towards Rome. Even more worryingly, the tribes of the area have new allies who are utterly ruthless, whipped up by a fanatical religious leader. Yet he’s also an asset to Rome, someone who might be able to dissuade other tribes from joining the rebellion or even persuade them to ally themselves with the Roman army, itself a mixed bag of people from across the Empire.

But less about the history, you want to know about the action, don’t you? Well there’s plenty of it with some exciting battle scenes during which Cunedag needs all his military prowess. And on more than one occasion he puts himself in the front line on some dangerous missions requiring subterfuge, bravado and not a little luck. Hey, let’s go creep into the enemy’s camp tonight. He’s someone who leads by example, earning loyalty and respect from those he commands.

Defender of the Wall is a thrilling combination of action and historical detail. If you’re a fan of the Roman age novels of Simon Scarrow, Simon Turney, Gordon Doherty or Adrian Goldsworthy, I’m pretty sure you will enjoy this. If you need any more persuading, you can read an action-packed excerpt from Defender of the Wall here. Hurry up though because the next book in the trilogy, The Pictish Crown, will be published on 30th April 2025.

I received a digital review copy courtesy of the author.

In three words: Compelling, action-packed, authentic
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About the Author

Author Chris Thorndycroft

Chris Thorndycroft is a British writer of historical fiction, horror and fantasy. His early short stories appeared in magazines and anthologies such as Dark Moon Digest and American Nightmare. His first novel under his own name was A Brother’s Oath – book one in the Hengest and Horsa trilogy. He currently lives in Norway with his wife and two children. He also writes books inspired by the trashier side of pop culture like B movies and pulp magazines under the pseudonym P. J. Thorndyke.

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Book Review – Start a Religion, Stay Out of Jail and Other Absurd Tales by Logan J. Medland

About the Book

Front cover of Start a Religion, Stay Out of Jail and Other Absurd Tales by Logan Medland

Pets: do they secretly hate us? Could starting a religion allow one to live one’s entire life as a tax write-off and are the cost-to-benefit ratios worth it? What if the donut shop around the corner stays open all through the sleepless nights and its only patrons were every person you’ve ever known? Could this indeed be heaven?

What happens when the delivery driver falls in love with one of his customers? Is there redemption for the students who planned and executed their teacher’s demise, just to get out of doing their homework? Would you survive the apocalypse if you built the world’s most well-planned bomb shelter? Is simply surviving enough, or would you need trustworthy companionship as well? Is cheese the most perfect food?

Find out answers to these questions and so much more…

Format: ebook (142 pages) Publisher: Raw Earth Ink
Publication date: 20th October 2024 Genre: Short Stories, Humour

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My Review

A short story collection is like a ‘pick and mix’. Some stories you’re instantly drawn to and others you take a chance on. Some leave you wondering what you’ve just read. Others may scare the living daylights out of you, leave you tearful or have you chuckling away to yourself. Some may involve familiar situations, others things that would never occur in real life. Or perhaps they could?

I think it’s fair to say the stories in this collection cover just about all the things I’ve listed above, with the emphasis on the absurd. Indeed the author invites you to ‘unmoor yourself from reality and drift where these stories take you’.

One of my favourite stories was ‘The Man Who Delivers Flowers’. It’s actually the tender and surprisingly moving tale of a flower delivery man. As he makes his deliveries, he ponders the different situations in which people send flowers and the message their choice of flowers sends. Orchids for ‘the daring’, gerbera for ‘the connoisseur’, ivy for ‘the pragmatic’, bleeding heart ‘only for the manic’. Declarations of love, cravings for forgiveness, expressions of sympathy, he delivers flowers that represent them all. ‘How many of you can say you experience this much exaltation, this much despair, and this many triumphs in one day on the job?’

Another story I enjoyed was ‘The Icebox’ in which a man who has previously seen no need for one purchases an icebox and it ignites in him an overwhelming desire to acquire possessions.

The story that gives the book its title sees two men invent a religion, along with all its trappings such as robes, ritual chants, ceremonial sacrifice and sacred works containing the teachings of an invented prophet, the great Zanthus. The contents of the latter the narrator freely admits he borrowed from Thus Spake Zarathustra and The Lord of the Rings. After initial success, it also goes downhill and the pair find themselves left with only ‘useless followers – the meek, the lame, the peacemakers’ and longing for their previous obscurity.

In ‘After The Bombs’, two friends retreat into a labyrinthine nuclear bunker they have constructed designed to provide them with everything they need to survive for forty years. An ‘underground ark’, it contains the means to sustain livestock and grow food. A vast library contains books to provide entertainment and spiritual wellbeing as well as of a practical nature: manuals on how to wield a pick axe, maintain a reactor, and shoot a deer with a bow and arrow. To while away the time they plan to master the fine cuisines of the world or learn to play the works of Stravinsky on the grand piano. It’s not long however before things begin to go wrong. They start to get on each other’s nerves and cordon bleu meals are replaced by convenience foods from the freezer. Our narrator starts a newspaper but soon most of the articles concern the failings of his friend. It’s downhill from thereon.

If you want absurd, how about the final story ‘The Cheeseman’ which features a superhero who proclaims cheese to be the only food in the universe that contains a single ingredient (you’ve guessed it, cheese) and whose powers include the ability to melt under extreme heat. Two children decide to put his claims to the test.

Start a Religion, Stay Out of Jail and Other Absurd Tales is an entertaining collection of stories.

My thanks to the author for my digital review copy.

In three words: Clever, witty, satirical
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About the Author

Author Logan J Medland

Logan Medland was born in Toronto and lives now in the East Village of New York. He makes his living as a music director, composer, lyricist, and librettist for the theatre. He is married to Brazilian artist and photographer Ana Cissa Pinto. (Photo: Amazon author page)

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